Opossum Memes For Freaks Who Call Them Possums

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    Carnivore - When you're an introvert and you hear, "let's go around the room and introduce ourselves." Oh no
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    Organism - The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way Glad SUM
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    Vertebrate - Sometimes, when I'm stressed. I like to slip into a nice hot existential crisis and wonder what kind of loving god would ever curse me with sentience
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    Font - Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy Cocaine bear looks great, but I would also watch a movie about a possum who eats an indica gummy and just sits there 9:19 AM 07 Dec 22 Twitter for iPhone 1,956 Retweets 66 Quote Tweets 24.2K Likes 27 go
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    Rodent - me (not caffeinated): anxious me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster Glady Odess
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    Vertebrate - Me: Sorry Im late, I broke down on the way to work. Boss: Is your car working fine now? Me: Car? Boss: Me:
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    Adaptation - Them: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me: *hissing noises
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    Water - god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers i am not one of them please make it stop
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    World - life is a tornado and i'm the @bpossums 420 cow spinning around for cinematic effect
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    Photograph - every time i say "i don't know" and my therapist says "i think you do know"
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    Carnivore - Me: Breaks the neck of my enemy to save ammo Everyone else at Lazertag: Opossun
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    Carnivore - Me: The news is upsetting me & stressing me out. I should probably turn on some murder documentaries to soothe my soul GladysOpossum
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    Outerwear - LIVE LAUGH Toaster bath
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    White - mematic Arson Crime Brûlée
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    Carnivore - Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!" to the automated customer service

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